Cash Cleaner Simulator

Cash Cleaner Simulator – not your typical cleaning job

Ever thought laundering money meant spreadsheets and fake companies? Not here. In Cash Cleaner Simulator, you *literally* clean dirty cash. We're talking blood-stained bills, moldy coins, and gold bars pulled out of who-knows-where. It's gross. It's weird. And yeah, it's fun.

So... what's the deal?

You play a guy (or gal?) with a very niche skill: turning filthy money into squeaky-clean currency. Each job arrives packed in duffel bags, boxes, or hidden inside mattresses. Find it, scrub it, dry it, maybe sniff it for fakes - then send it off. Or... keep a little for yourself. No judgment here.

What starts with a sad little washer and a shady room slowly turns into a full-blown cleaning empire. You’ll upgrade your machines, unlock new tools, and even decorate your hideout. Because if you’re gonna launder money, might as well do it in style.

Wait, is there a story?

Kinda. Your bunker hides secrets. UV lamps reveal stuff that shouldn’t be glowing. And your phone? It's your gateway to the darknet - full of shady clients and riskier jobs. But honestly, half the fun is just wondering: how the hell did I end up here?

Why it works

Cash Cleaner Simulator feels like the gaming equivalent of bubble wrap. There's something strangely calming about watching dirty money tumble in a dryer. It’s methodical, kinda absurd, and very satisfying. And when you need a break? Burn some bills or shoot cash hoops with Moneyball. Seriously.

Key features

• Physically simulated stacks of cash you can toss, flip, and clean
• Use washing machines, dryers, UV lamps, and more to spot fakes
• Surf the darknet for gigs and gear - all from your sketchy smartphone
• Upgrade your tools and expand your laundering setup
• Find secrets hidden in your lab (some need a UV light... or guts)
• Play mini-games like Moneyball when you need a break
• Yes, you can throw cash into a furnace. Why? Because it's funny

Who’s this for?

If you like quirky sims, odd jobs, or just need a chill game where the stakes are fake (but the stains are real), this one’s worth checking out. It doesn’t take itself too seriously - and neither should you.

Free download? You bet.

Cash Cleaner Simulator is available for free download. No strings. No suspicious popups. Just jump in and start scrubbing like your digital life depends on it. Because sometimes, the cleanest games are about the dirtiest jobs.